Several new entries have been received in our
ongoing marriage vow contest for epidemiologists. To
get you interested in submitting your entries, here
is a sample of the latest vows we have received.
"I vow that my love for you will have a 100%
survival rate over a lifetime."
"I promise that you'll always have the power to rule
out all my explanations."
"I promise that you will always be my perfectly
matched control."
"I promise that constant exposure to you will always
cause me to fall in love with you."
"I promise to transform when I am not acting
normally."
The deadline for the contest has been extended
to April 30, 2014. The winning entry will
receive $500. There is no limit on the number of
entries, and readers are encouraged to submit
multiple vows. Send your entries to
epimon@aol.com