New Contest
Advice From An Epidemiologist
We recently ran across samples of advice on how to live
your life from different animals and other parts of the natural world
published by the Earth, Sun, and Moon trading company. (See sample
sayings below). These sayings inspired us to create our next contest.
Submit the most clever double-entendre pieces of advice
from an epidemiologist’s perspective and win a $300 prize. Keep your
pieces of advice short. Second and third place winners will also be
rewarded.
Here is the advice that inspired us. See if you can do
better on behalf of epidemiologists! Deadline for submission is May
15. If duplicate entries are received, the prize will be awarded to
the earliest submissions. We reserve the right to make the final
decision. All submitted entries become the property of The
Epidemiology Monitor.
Send your entries to
epimon@aol.com
Advice From a Tree
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Stand tall and proud
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Sink roots into the earth
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Be content with your natural beauty
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Go out on a limb
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Drink plenty of water
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Remember your roots
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Enjoy the view
Advice From a Snowman
Advice From a Spider
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Make good connections
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Be web-savvy
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Patience pays off
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Let go of your hang ups
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Show your artistic side
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Dew your best
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Don’t get strung out
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