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Advice From An Epidemiologist

 

We recently ran across samples of advice on how to live your life from different animals and other parts of the natural world published by the Earth, Sun, and Moon trading company. (See sample sayings below). These sayings inspired us to create our next contest. 

 

Submit the most clever double-entendre pieces of advice from an epidemiologist’s perspective and win a $300 prize. Keep your pieces of advice short.  Second and third place winners will also be rewarded.

 

Here is the advice that inspired us. See if you can do better on behalf of epidemiologists! Deadline for submission is May 15.  If duplicate entries are received, the prize will be awarded to the earliest submissions. We reserve the right to make the final decision. All submitted entries become the property of The Epidemiology Monitor.

 

Send your entries to epimon@aol.com

 

Advice From a Tree

 

·         Stand tall and proud

·         Sink roots into the earth

·         Be content with your natural beauty

·         Go out on a limb

·         Drink plenty of water

·         Remember your roots

·         Enjoy the view

Advice From a Snowman

  • Be a jolly, happy soul

  • Spend time outdoors

  • Stay cool

  • It’s ok to be a little bottom-heavy

  • Avoid melt-downs

  • Be well-rounded

  • Live well, life is short

Advice From a Spider

  • Make good connections

  • Be web-savvy

  • Patience pays off

  • Let go of your hang ups

  • Show your artistic side

  • Dew your best

  • Don’t get strung out

 


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