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Oh, pandemic times
now everyone an epi
Where is your degree?
Oh, when will it end?
You are an epi – tell me!
Now a household name.
our
life upended...
on the epi monitor
so much depended
The virus revealed
Epi is not skin research!
Degree affirmed
Here comes BA.2:
Novel COVID variant.
New number, who dis?
Tell
me what this is
Black, white and read all over
Misinformation
While we can predict
We cannot convince and so
We predict the worst
“It
depends” on far
Far more than what we all wished
It depended on
A
small number times
a very large number is
Still a large number
The
best webinar
All my dishes are clean now
Epi tomorrow.
Who
you gonna call?
Epidemiology
Ain’t ‘fraid of no ghost!
Prior to Covid
No-one knew our profession
Now, we’re all Covid.
All
class examples
are just COVID-related.
What was used before?
Recommend a jab
Tell them it will keep them well
Receive your pink slip |
Have
you ever tried
Learning ID epi and
Yelling on Twitter?
Pandemic, my bane,
If only you were safer,
I would have more papers.
What
to name my cats?
Moderna and Pfizer, or
Johnson and Johnson?
How
to be patient
And positive when you're a
Positive patient?
Vax
efficacy
Infection, sickness, or death?
Try explain outcome
In
disguise ‘til now,
Epidemiologists
Are really rock stars
water drop or airborne spread?
debates around the campfire
words flare then burn out
Epi
on the news.
No glory in prevention.
No-one listening.
Quell Snow, Koch and Hill
Faux experts and science swell
Causation skews nil
One stat to rule all,
Mandates lock down or parole.
Begone naughty R.
Please put on a mask
A mask is a simple thing
Why is it so hard?
Tell us what to do
I recommend a vaccine
No, I have my rights
Impressive response
Most were saved, some succumbed to
Alternative facts
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